Damn. I really screwed up.
You may have heard me raving about the wonders of the Neti Pot. This is the pitcher that is used to pour salt water into the nostrils and clean the sinuses. Sweet! How awesome. Does what modern science can't! Well, I modded this techniqe, using a squeeze bottle and a snub nose with a one way valve. If pouring is good, pressure washing is better, so I reasoned.
Well, for the past day and a half I've had clogged ears. The left got especially bad today. Painful earache and I was convinced that I had air trapped by mucous. Then I bent over and got a bad headrush (earrush?) Air doesn't do that. water does. It was water! I forced water into my eustation tube and it's stuck!
The phrase, "Only the penitent man shall pass" came to mind and I am in my office bowing in a variety of angles to drain the slop from my tubes. Some greenish yellow and pinkish stuff has come out. It's working, but slowly.
2:30am
Steve
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"The phrase, 'Only the penitent man shall pass' came to mind and I am in my office bowing in a variety of angles to drain the slop from my tubes."
I only wish I were there to make inappropriate and/or obscene comments and/or gestures. Hoe you feel better, wussums.
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